Look, it's the ocean. What do you think those millions of sea creatures do when they have to pee, look for the nearest port-a-potty? Exactly, you swallow mouth fulls of whale pee when you're at the beach. Get over yourselves.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size