If this is the daughter, he still wanted a(nother) son. If this is the dad, this won't keep you out of that old folks home.
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.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs bigger than usual